lieutenant-sapphic:

hey-im-anxiety:

werbly:

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

Op did you say it

did you say it op

starberrymxlk:

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Ever see someone and internally UwU over them

dajo42:

dajo42:

why does bart do that voice in this moment and why have i been laughing about it for five fucking hours

ya meen iddaint me noggin issme peepuhs? ohh well thas just Luverlee

seras-sanctum:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine

skin as cool as rasputin, russia’s greatest love machine

Boy, you think you know what’s happening in this one and then it just knocks you flat, doesn’t it

comradewodka:

a-flickering-soul:

a-flickering-soul:

a-flickering-soul:

a-flickering-soul:

a-flickering-soul:

squid pillow squid piLLOW SQUID PILLOW

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one…….tentacle…….

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tentacles……………c o m p l e t e

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every day you grow more beautiful…….

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SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE

This post radiates sincerety on a level I can only hope to approach in my lifetime